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By: Bennel

Bennel — Sat, 14 Jan 2012 16:50:53 +0000

The reason for the excessive height of the dwarf king is clear; before approaching these intruders, he had someone cast Enlarge Person on him.

By: Silverwolf

Silverwolf — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 16:33:55 +0000

Alex: “But wait…if you’re the king of dwarves, how come you’re so tall?”
Bognok: “Human royal families get hemophilia. Dwarf royal families get Gigantism.”

By: Truesanity

Truesanity — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 01:11:32 +0000

It’s NOT? OMG that’s amazing! *blink blink*
Sarcasm, however, IS in the dictionary. :p

Oh, and LOL at Ian.

By: ChAiN

ChAiN — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 01:14:57 +0000

did you know gullible is not in the dictionary

By: Ian

Ian — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 04:56:09 +0000

Ahhh, buy him some ale, get him tanked, he’ll change loyalties like the seasons.

By: WAP

WAP — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 19:16:41 +0000

Giant dwarf?!? Isn’t that something like jumbo shrimp?

By: Miki-chan

Miki-chan — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 05:46:32 +0000

Hahahaha, he is bigger because he has been drinking his milk.. XD Milk does a body good..

By: matt

matt — Sun, 22 Jun 2008 20:01:23 +0000

natastajas hot lol

By: SonOfSuper_Dude

SonOfSuper_Dude — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 23:56:43 +0000

I pose a new theory, he’s either my grandfather in his younger years with his beard died green, or my great grandfather (in case my grandfather is too tall. You see, genetics in my family go like this, I am 6’2, my dad is 5’3, my grandfather is 4’4 (no joke), so it would stand to reason that my great grandfather was 3’5 and thus making me the tallest heir to the dwarf throne.

By: Aurora Moon

Aurora Moon — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 21:09:29 +0000

That whole “Santa’s short elves” thing was actually a relatively new take on elves, when you compare the years it has existed as compared to how long the anicent Elf Myths existed. If you look in all the mythologies about elves, they’ve always been tall and human-sized. Just look them up under “Fae” and you’ll see what I mean.

As for that Dwarf… There’s been a few “tall dwarves” in folklore, so he’s not the first. :p It’s true that that type of Dwarf isn’t common, but it’s not as if they can’t exist.