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Hi all!
I’m feverishly trying to get extra pages done so that there’s no interruption when I go to Webcomics Con this weekend.
I borrowed the link above from one of my co-guests from Real Life Comics!
Should be a LOT of fun!
Come on by!
I’ll have books and plushes and will be doing lots of FREE SKETCHES!
Scott



I said STRIP!
No, really, Alex, you’ve been wearing that armor for months now. Even magical armor has its limits.
It appears they have backups of the armor, which causes me to wonder how many backup sets of armor the elves made, since it is supposed to be almost indestructible. One would think there wouldn’t be that many, but perhaps, since they are worn by human males, the very fact that the armor is only “almost indestructible” means that they figure it will get damaged as often as the Batmobile in the movies, so they’d better have almost endless backups.
In Batman Begins, Bruce Wayne orders lots of 10,000 cowls (and presumably other parts of his outfit) to disguise their intended use–and so that they will have “lots of replacement parts”.
Psst, Nastajia and Felicity, turn around and get quite a show!
Naw, Felicity’s back on the ship, probably listening to Captain Kiwi talk like a pirate. I assume this is Nameless Extra, Female, Elf.
And if Alex is true to form he’s wearing boxers under there.
ooh, i thnik this may be the first appearance of one of our new guest characters
Caspar!
His smiley-face boxers?
Nameless Extra, Female Elf…I will call her Nefe.
“Take it off.”
“Huh? Oh, ok.” Says Alex.
“HA!” Said Nicodemus, jumping from behind a pillar. “Now I will keel you!”
“Naw,” said Alex. “See, I’ve been watching this movie called ‘The Matrix’, and I think if I just believe hard enough …”
*Nicodemus shrinks from 40 feet tall to four inches.*
“Aw $&*@!!!” said Nicodemus.
“Don’t say ‘$&*@!!!’ in Dreamland,” smiles Alex, “They’re kids around.” And Alex smashes him to a pulp with his armor breastplate.
“My man is a fine piece of @$*@,” said Nastajia.
“Don’t say ‘@&*@’,” said Alex.
Sorry … it’s the D&D player in me.
Caffeine. You may no longer have it.
…..Should anyone who reads this comic REALLY have caffeine???
Point.
Sixth!
….
And there goes my soul.
Time to clean up that armor! Can you imagine wearing something, for that long, what will it really “smell” like once removed! “phew”
Like wearing shoes with no socks all day, only worse.
Man, don’t take out the scratches in the breastplate. If that doesn’t tell people you’re a bad mamma-jamma, nothing does. “Geez, this guy stood up to that?!?”
Methinks someone has some other armor styles he’d like to draw and wants to do an upgrade. Previous comparisons to the Batmobile are valid.
Yay! So we either get to see the armor mended OR he gets a new coat! Hmmm…
Okay, having gone back to the original reveal of the armor, it looked like a one-off deal, so I’m guessing it will be fixed rather then replaced! Eeep!
*Now pictures newly-repaired armor looking all steampunk-like, with patches of metal held on over the scratches by way of rivets*
Someone’s been reading a little too much Girl Genius!
Girl Genius? Yes.
Too much? NEVER!
Besides… Girl Genius is NOT steampunk… it is “Gaslight Fantasy”…
Oops… not “Gaslight”, but “Gaslamp”… Girl Genius is a “Gaslamp Fantasy Comic”…
Featuring “Adventure, Romance, Mad Science!“
There is no such thing as too much Girl Genius.
I agree with this, never can have too much of Agatha and Gilgamesh, I even made them on the Sims3.
That reminds me of a question I heard in school when we heard about knights in the Middle Ages: “What did they do when they had to go to the bathroom?” One explanation later: “Ewwwww….”
Yeah, and they didn’t have those space diapers that astronauts get to wear.
And this reminds me of war stories when you hear about the stink on the battlefield. Could you imagine…
Clang! Swish! Chink! “Oh, oh! Time out! I gotta go! I’ll be right back. Where’s that port-a-potty?”
In the Elenium series, Eddings had an explanation that the odor was a weapon of war, as much as the protection or the Knights’ swords.
At the expense of looking like a bit of a fool…
…Who’s the pink haired elf (?) Nastajia’s walking with? Or do we not yet know?
Don’t be dense Alex, The Armor needs fixed. (Or more dense than normal)
I’m guessing that maybe the armour can somehow help rebuilding? Not quite sure how but if wise ol’ elf says so, hey! Anyhoo, really enjoying the new chapter so far!
Am I the only one that thinks the Seneschal is acting a little weird. I am half excepting maimed Nic’ to come around the corner.
I have to second Month’s “I said STRIP!” but add, “And show us those smiley undies I’ve heard sooo much about.”
I agree with Even. I thought he was told to never remove it.
Take it off Alex! xD lol
Totally a trap, even Alex should be able to tell that.
Arvamas: “Take off that armor, Alex.”
Nastajia: “No, Arvamas, only I get to issue that order. And only after an appropriate fade to black…we have to keep our rating.”
All the Elven ladies feel a sudden urge to hoot and hollar, and do not know why.