comics for November 15, 2007 – 11/15/2007
Do I sense a hopeful note in this question?
Wierd. I had this problem too, for some reason I just couldn’t stick a knife in a guys stomah and be done with him.
Maklak – trust me, MaklakDude, don’t go for the stomach. I know it’s a nice soft, large target when you’re feeling all stabby, but with a gut wound they just scream and carry on. It make take hours for them to expire, even if you do it up right. And your time is important to you – you don’t have all day.
No, what you want is a major artery, larynx or CNS. The throat is a nice choice, because of the proximity of all three to each other. The carotid typically makes for a good show when it lets go, and the gurgling of fluids in the windpipe is always fun, but don’t underestimate the satisfaction of lodging something pointy in the brain stem.
Don’t forget to mix it up; it’s the end of their life – why not make it memorable?
Ok … and that’s not strange at all.
I sure don’t want to meet you down a dark alley
Someone knows their biology 😛
Personally I think it’d also be funny to just let em hang off the ship with a rope into the fairy village where the kids and fairies can use him as a piñata. But given the current line of though I can see how that might not “sublte” enough.
OctoDude, you do know that a gut wound is one of the most painful ways to die, don’t you? It takes time, but if the guy is really awful…
That depends. A simple gut stab is unlikely to be fatal. Now, if you stick a pointy bit in there and wiggle it all over the place then you’re pretty well guaranteed to have a horribly painful and delayed-fatal injury.
And if you do ever do that to someone, I have to seriously question your empathy and ability to understand pain.
Stab in and up. Take out the diaphragm and possibly the lungs too, without having to bother going through the pesky ribcage. That should quicken it.
Please continue, Octodude. I’m taking notes.
Maklak, what did you just say?
Maklak do you prefer aggressive negotiations with you enemies
Hey, violence solves all of life’s problems….
Solve a man’s problems with violence, help him for a day.
Teach a man to solve his problems with violence, help him for a lifetime.
So does death, doesn’t mean it’s a preferred solution.
I prefer it. That makes it preferred.
He can’t kill him in cold blood, mammals are warm-blooded animals! that doesn’t make sense!
Oh wait… I get it… why did that not occur to me beforehand?
Well, I’ll be! That’s awful rude of mister pirate to stick out his tongue at the audience!!!
rip out his throat
I like you, Ghouly. You’ve got moxie.
“Yes I can.” Slices Pirate’s head off.
“Omigosh! You actually killed…”
“Listen. Fairy. What about all those other pirates I killed downstairs… Y’know, in front of children?”
“They don’t count. They were unimportant NPCs… Like the teddies. If you killed a teddy,you’d get as in much trouble as if you ate one…”
“Ever wondered where gummi bears come from? They come from us fairies picking up the young bears, and processing them in a factory in your world. We use human children to transport them across, and then we make the overall profit.”
“My… God… For such a vaguely hot fairy… YOU’RE EVIL!!!”
And then, they all descended into a cycle of scum and villainy unlike any other in this time, in this galaxy.
i would of just killed him.
For the record, “would have” is probably what you meant.
There is no such thing as “would of”.
To the pain, Alex, to the pain!
Don’t forget to leave him his ears!
They say that mercy is the mark of a great man. *light stab to the gut* Guess I’m just a good man. *stabs again* Well, I’m alright.
Well…It seems we have reached a compromise…
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