I thought of the parachute idea too. Aside from the difficulty with falling asleep with a parachute strapped on your back, it wouldn’t work anyway: he wouldn’t have enough room for a parachute to open.
He could fall asleep with an open parachute. It should hopefully work if he’s not to far from the wall. Also, maybe the people on the other side could put some hay in the way.
Hah!!! See!?!
Our greatest fears confirmed.
Nah, he’ll be fine, he won’t have the same momentum. Hopefully.
You know what you doing.
Ever go to sleep wearing a parachute?
He’s a bloody genius. Dan really did get the brains.
I thought of the parachute idea too. Aside from the difficulty with falling asleep with a parachute strapped on your back, it wouldn’t work anyway: he wouldn’t have enough room for a parachute to open.
He could fall asleep with an open parachute. It should hopefully work if he’s not to far from the wall. Also, maybe the people on the other side could put some hay in the way.
he is SLOW!
Wait for it….
Waaaaaiit for it…
Hello, Light Bulb! How are you today?
Penny drops with deafening clank
Couldn’t he bring a hang glider or something?
Dan: Why’s my brother have to be such a lovable IDIOT?
You realize that a new parachute costs about 2 grand, right?
Your Life should be worth more than that….
I like how it almost looks like the reader can HEAR the wheels in his head turning slowly.
And the penny drops