Maklak – trust me, MaklakDude, don’t go for the stomach. I know it’s a nice soft, large target when you’re feeling all stabby, but with a gut wound they just scream and carry on. It make take hours for them to expire, even if you do it up right. And your time is important to you – you don’t have all day.
No, what you want is a major artery, larynx or CNS. The throat is a nice choice, because of the proximity of all three to each other. The carotid typically makes for a good show when it lets go, and the gurgling of fluids in the windpipe is always fun, but don’t underestimate the satisfaction of lodging something pointy in the brain stem.
Don’t forget to mix it up; it’s the end of their life – why not make it memorable?
“Yes I can.” Slices Pirate’s head off.
Kiwi appears.
“Omigosh! You actually killed…”
“Listen. Fairy. What about all those other pirates I killed downstairs… Y’know, in front of children?”
“They don’t count. They were unimportant NPCs… Like the teddies. If you killed a teddy,you’d get as in much trouble as if you ate one…”
“Huh?”
“Ever wondered where gummi bears come from? They come from us fairies picking up the young bears, and processing them in a factory in your world. We use human children to transport them across, and then we make the overall profit.”
“My… God… For such a vaguely hot fairy… YOU’RE EVIL!!!”
And then, they all descended into a cycle of scum and villainy unlike any other in this time, in this galaxy.
Do I sense a hopeful note in this question?
Wierd. I had this problem too, for some reason I just couldn’t stick a knife in a guys stomah and be done with him.
Maklak – trust me, MaklakDude, don’t go for the stomach. I know it’s a nice soft, large target when you’re feeling all stabby, but with a gut wound they just scream and carry on. It make take hours for them to expire, even if you do it up right. And your time is important to you – you don’t have all day.
No, what you want is a major artery, larynx or CNS. The throat is a nice choice, because of the proximity of all three to each other. The carotid typically makes for a good show when it lets go, and the gurgling of fluids in the windpipe is always fun, but don’t underestimate the satisfaction of lodging something pointy in the brain stem.
Don’t forget to mix it up; it’s the end of their life – why not make it memorable?
Maklak, what did you just say?
Maklak do you prefer aggressive negotiations with you enemies
Hey, violence solves all of life’s problems….
So does death, doesn’t mean it’s a preferred solution.
He can’t kill him in cold blood, mammals are warm-blooded animals! that doesn’t make sense!
Oh wait… I get it… why did that not occur to me beforehand?
um…Maklak?
Well, I’ll be! That’s awful rude of mister pirate to stick out his tongue at the audience!!!
rip out his throat
I like you, Ghouly. You’ve got moxie.
“Yes I can.” Slices Pirate’s head off.
Kiwi appears.
“Omigosh! You actually killed…”
“Listen. Fairy. What about all those other pirates I killed downstairs… Y’know, in front of children?”
“They don’t count. They were unimportant NPCs… Like the teddies. If you killed a teddy,you’d get as in much trouble as if you ate one…”
“Huh?”
“Ever wondered where gummi bears come from? They come from us fairies picking up the young bears, and processing them in a factory in your world. We use human children to transport them across, and then we make the overall profit.”
“My… God… For such a vaguely hot fairy… YOU’RE EVIL!!!”
And then, they all descended into a cycle of scum and villainy unlike any other in this time, in this galaxy.
i would of just killed him.
To the pain, Alex, to the pain!
Don’t forget to leave him his ears!